Trying to limp into contention with 19% of our Major League roster currently injured!?!
September 1, 2026 9:12am
Tofu Turkeys
This Bird is a Fantasy Baseball Turd
Owner: Michael Nickras
Draft Day Cost: $28.00
Total Points: 33 (Overall Rank: 4)
| Majors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| Starting Lineup | ||||||||||||||
| C |
William Contreras
  |
C | $2.30 | $2.33 | 538 | 80 | 146 | 112 | 17 | 86 | 1 | 0.271 | 16.5 | |
| 1B |
Bryce Harper
 |
1B/OF | $2.70 | $2.94 | 541 | 90 | 148 | 175 | 28 | 84 | 7 | 0.274 | 26.0 | |
| 2B |
Brice Turang
|
2B | $1.50 | $1.60 | 548 | 96 | 145 | 166 | 19 | 93 | 19 | 0.265 | 16.5 | |
| 3B |
Luis Rengifo
|
2B/3B+ | $0.80 | $0.47 | 312 | 38 | 75 | 58 | 4 | 36 | 6 | 0.240 | 13.0 | |
| SS |
Geraldo Perdomo
|
SS | $1.00 | $1.05 | 528 | 66 | 133 | 145 | 9 | 50 | 20 | 0.252 | 21.5 | |
| OF1 |
Andy Pages
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OF | $1.00 | $0.92 | 493 | 72 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 80 | 12 | 0.272 | 17.5 | |
| OF2 |
Christian Yelich
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OF | $1.40 | $1.10 | 418 | 66 | 100 | 98 | 11 | 56 | 11 | 0.239 | 7.5 | |
| OF3 |
Michael Harris
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OF | $1.70 | $1.66 | 559 | 73 | 162 | 88 | 25 | 83 | 11 | 0.290 | 4.5 | |
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.34 | 362 | 56 | 95 | 69 | 10 | 57 | 0 | 0.262 | 19.5 | |
| B2 | Mike Yastrzemski | OF | $0.30 | $0.19 | 334 | 47 | 76 | 77 | 10 | 36 | 1 | 0.228 | 8.0 | |
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF+ | $0.40 | $0.29 | 387 | 40 | 108 | 101 | 4 | 50 | 4 | 0.279 | 14.5 | |
| B4 | JJ Wetherholt | 2B/SS | $1.20 | $1.18 | 508 | 88 | 122 | 91 | 17 | 48 | 14 | 0.240 | 7.5 | |
| B5 |
Miguel Andujar
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OF/3B | $0.70 | $0.30 | 239 | 24 | 62 | 57 | 5 | 22 | 2 | 0.259 | 14.0 | |
| B6 |
Michael Busch
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1B | $1.00 | $1.12 | 568 | 74 | 135 | 146 | 19 | 76 | 3 | 0.238 | 14.5 | |
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
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SP | $1.20 | $0.97 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 2.0 | |
| P3 |
Eric Lauer
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SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1.0 | |
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1.0 | |
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $1.30 | 403 | 78 | 87 | 89 | 18 | 66 | 17 | 0.216 | 11.5 | |
| Totals | 6,739 | 988 | 1,728 | 1,573 | 217 | 923 | 128 | 0.256 | 216.5 | |||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.0 | 0 | 6.00 | 1.33 | 0.0 | ||
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF+ | $0.40 | $0.29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.0 | 0 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 0.5 | ||
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P1 | Grant Holmes | SP | $0.60 | $0.43 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 141.7 | 110 | 3.49 | 1.30 | 9.0 | ||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
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SP | $1.20 | $0.97 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 162.3 | 138 | 3.60 | 1.33 | 12.0 | ||
| P3 |
Eric Lauer
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SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 72.0 | 46 | 4.50 | 1.22 | 5.0 | ||
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.13 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 132.7 | 83 | 4.07 | 1.30 | 9.5 | ||
| P5 |
Shota Imanaga
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SP | $1.00 | $0.84 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 168.3 | 164 | 3.80 | 1.10 | 15.0 | ||
| P6 | Reynaldo López | RP/SP | $0.70 | $0.74 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 79.3 | 73 | 4.54 | 1.44 | 8.0 | ||
| P7 |
Tanner Scott
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RP | $0.30 | $0.24 | 1 | 22 | 12 | 59.7 | 76 | 2.87 | 1.02 | 11.0 | ||
| P8 |
Gregory Soto
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RP | $0.20 | $0.17 | 6 | 14 | 13 | 63.3 | 74 | 3.84 | 1.17 | 19.0 | ||
| P9 | Brooks Raley | RP | $0.30 | $0.21 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 51.7 | 51 | 2.96 | 1.18 | 13.0 | ||
| P10 |
Michael Petersen
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RP | $0.30 | $0.25 | 3 | 1 | 25 | 61.3 | 74 | 3.08 | 1.11 | 7.0 | ||
| P11 |
Daniel Palencia
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RP | $0.80 | $0.27 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 25.3 | 26 | 4.26 | 1.38 | 4.0 | ||
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $1.30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.0 | ||
| Totals | 71 | 41 | 69 | 1,022.7 | 915 | 3.74 | 1.24 | 113.0 | ||||||
| Minors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| MB1 | Harrison Bader | OF | $0.90 | $0.17 | 106 | 10 | 18 | 14 | 5 | 14 | 0 | 0.170 | 3.0 | |
| MB2 |
Jorge Polanco
|
2B | $1.40 | $0.34 | 135 | 7 | 20 | 19 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.148 | 2.0 | |
| MB3 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| MP1 | Seth Halvorsen | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 28.0 | 21 | 6.11 | 1.79 | 6.0 | ||
| MP2 | Chris Paddack | SP | $0.40 | $0.11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 53.0 | 39 | 6.96 | 1.66 | 11.0 | ||
| MP3 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Needs Adjustment | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| NAB | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| NAP | (none) | |||||||||||||
Last Updated: September 11, 2026 8:49am