That's what I love about this fantasy baseball league. I keep gettin' older but my place in the standings always stays the same.
May 16, 2026 9:21am
Tofu Turkeys
This Bird is a Fantasy Baseball Turd
Owner: Michael Nickras
Draft Day Cost: $28.00
Total Points: 34 (Overall Rank: 6)
| Majors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| Starting Lineup | ||||||||||||||
| C |
William Contreras
  |
C | $2.30 | $1.47 | 344 | 48 | 97 | 58 | 9 | 53 | 1 | 0.282 | 11.5 | |
| 1B |
Bryce Harper
 |
1B | $2.70 | $1.84 | 342 | 59 | 89 | 100 | 20 | 57 | 5 | 0.260 | 15.0 | |
| 2B |
Brice Turang
|
2B | $1.50 | $1.03 | 357 | 66 | 95 | 109 | 14 | 60 | 15 | 0.266 | 11.5 | |
| 3B |
David Hamilton
|
3B/SS | $0.40 | $0.15 | 204 | 31 | 49 | 40 | 3 | 15 | 18 | 0.240 | 10.5 | |
| SS | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $1.01 | 313 | 59 | 66 | 65 | 16 | 58 | 12 | 0.211 | 8.0 | |
| OF1 |
Andy Pages
|
OF | $1.00 | $0.69 | 367 | 57 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 66 | 8 | 0.270 | 13.0 | |
| OF2 | Christian Yelich | OF | $1.40 | $0.64 | 243 | 42 | 59 | 57 | 6 | 31 | 6 | 0.243 | 1.0 | |
| OF3 |
Michael Harris
|
OF | $1.70 | $1.00 | 334 | 45 | 99 | 47 | 16 | 53 | 6 | 0.296 | 3.5 | |
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.21 | 220 | 35 | 60 | 48 | 6 | 32 | 0 | 0.273 | 13.0 | |
| B2 | Mike Yastrzemski | OF | $0.30 | $0.13 | 230 | 34 | 53 | 52 | 6 | 28 | 1 | 0.230 | 5.0 | |
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF | $0.40 | $0.21 | 276 | 33 | 83 | 75 | 3 | 39 | 4 | 0.301 | 7.5 | |
| B4 | JJ Wetherholt | 2B/SS | $1.20 | $0.81 | 351 | 58 | 91 | 60 | 13 | 36 | 9 | 0.259 | 3.0 | |
| B5 | Miguel Andujar | OF/3B | $0.70 | $0.28 | 227 | 21 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 21 | 2 | 0.260 | 12.0 | |
| B6 | Spencer Horwitz | 1B | $0.40 | $0.20 | 246 | 36 | 69 | 65 | 10 | 33 | 1 | 0.281 | 14.0 | |
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
|
SP | $1.20 | $0.64 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 2.0 | |
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1.0 | |
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Lars Nootbaar | OF | $0.60 | $0.12 | 104 | 16 | 27 | 31 | 3 | 12 | 1 | 0.260 | 3.5 | |
| Totals | 4,158 | 640 | 1,095 | 936 | 147 | 594 | 89 | 0.263 | 135.0 | |||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.0 | 0 | 18.00 | 2.00 | 0.0 | ||
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P1 | Grant Holmes | SP | $0.60 | $0.26 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 87.3 | 76 | 3.61 | 1.32 | 7.0 | ||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
|
SP | $1.20 | $0.64 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 106.7 | 90 | 3.38 | 1.27 | 7.5 | ||
| P3 |
Merrill Kelly
|
SP | $1.00 | $0.47 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 93.7 | 59 | 5.38 | 1.51 | 9.5 | ||
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 84.0 | 60 | 4.71 | 1.50 | 8.0 | ||
| P5 | Shota Imanaga | SP | $1.00 | $0.54 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 108.0 | 105 | 4.17 | 1.12 | 11.5 | ||
| P6 | Reynaldo López | RP | $0.70 | $0.58 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 61.7 | 54 | 3.50 | 1.26 | 4.0 | ||
| P7 |
Tanner Scott
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RP | $0.30 | $0.16 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 38.7 | 50 | 2.56 | 0.78 | 6.0 | ||
| P8 |
Gregory Soto
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RP | $0.20 | $0.11 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 40.0 | 44 | 4.05 | 1.08 | 9.0 | ||
| P9 | Brooks Raley | RP | $0.30 | $0.14 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 35.3 | 36 | 2.04 | 1.13 | 7.0 | ||
| P10 |
Michael Petersen
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RP | $0.30 | $0.16 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 41.0 | 48 | 3.07 | 1.00 | 2.5 | ||
| P11 |
Eric Lauer
|
SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 40.3 | 21 | 3.12 | 1.09 | 1.5 | ||
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Lars Nootbaar | OF | $0.60 | $0.12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.0 | ||
| Totals | 49 | 26 | 42 | 737.7 | 643 | 3.86 | 1.24 | 73.5 | ||||||
| Minors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| MB1 | Harrison Bader | OF | $0.90 | $0.17 | 106 | 10 | 18 | 14 | 5 | 14 | 0 | 0.170 | 3.0 | |
| MB2 | Luis Rengifo | 2B/3B | $0.80 | $0.28 | 187 | 19 | 38 | 37 | 0 | 19 | 3 | 0.203 | 8.0 | |
| MB3 | Jorge Polanco | 2B | $1.40 | $0.18 | 73 | 4 | 13 | 14 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.178 | 1.0 | |
| MB4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| MP1 |
Daniel Palencia
|
RP | $0.80 | $0.18 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 16.7 | 19 | 2.70 | 1.38 | 1.0 | ||
| MP2 | Chris Paddack | SP | $0.40 | $0.11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 53.0 | 39 | 6.96 | 1.66 | 11.0 | ||
| MP3 | Seth Halvorsen | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19.0 | 17 | 4.74 | 1.95 | 3.0 | ||
| MP4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Needs Adjustment | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| NAB | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| NAP | (none) | |||||||||||||
Last Updated: July 16, 2026 12:03am